Saturday, November 13, 2010

Unthank You Note

Dear Fruit Flies,
You must leave my home immediately. I hate you. My husband hates you. My children hate you. Stop having babies in my home. You will all die. I will not stop until every last one of you is it might be in your best interest to vacate the premises.


Marian said...

You could throw all the fruit and vegetables out of your house and only eat fast food for a week. That might help... Good luck!

Shannon B said...

We had the same thing happen here. It does help to get rid/eat all the fruit and veggies. Also I sprayed my cuboards down with bleach water. That seemed to do the trick! Good luck, those pests are NO GOOD!

The Harrises said...

I went through this spell last year, like every year, what am I talking about? A wise dental student once told me, put a banana peel in a zip lock bag and leave it open over night. (I usually tuck fruit or veggies into the fridge for this ceremony. In the morning, sneak up on them, zip the bag, and beat the heck out of it. Relieves anger and kills them all in the same thwack.

Stefani said...

Those little buggers really are a pain, we have had wars waged against them on occasion too. Good luck!